Friday, December 10, 2010

LOOOOOVED

Dear Diary,

Today Emily and I exchanged our first I love yous.  It wasnt really that romantic because it was done over texts, even though she assured me but a day before she could wait until she next saw me.  It was also tempered by teh fact that she revealed I wouldnt see her for 10 years.  Its ok though, Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley make it work in the pirates of the carribean movie, and really waiting a year to see emily isnt quite as bad as waiting 10 years while aboard the black pearl to see keira.  I mean I probably wouldnt wait ten years on a boat to see emily, but she will wait a year on a boat to see me.  I guess she really is the dude in this relationship, which I guess also makes me keria knightley.  Which is pretty awesome because shes hot. 

That is all.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Dear Diary

Hello blog world,



Im just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit.  Emily is my small town girl.  She is pretty.  Pretty awesome.  She says shes from Chicago but her brother admits shes from Evanston.  Thus she is a small town girl.  We met on a midnight train going anywhere.  The end.